http://irc.lv/blogs?lang=&nick=Lyteo IRC.LV - (Lyteo) http://irc.lv/images/irc-logo-2.gif http://irc.lv/blogs?lang=&nick=Lyteo Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:45:30 +0200 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=34141 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=34141 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo) Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point y]]> Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:45:30 +0200 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=29773 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=29773 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)













Skārienjūtīgie mīkstie ekrāni un šķidrās baterijas jau pastāv, tāpēc līdz šitādam brīnumam nav nemaz tik tālu... :D ]]> Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:06:39 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=28182 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=28182 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo) "If i can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible."

"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"What I really hate is me so I hate pretty much everybody."

"Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

"Everybody here thinks the whole story is about them. Definitely that goes for everybody in the world."

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."

"Sometimes your best way to deal with shit, she says, is to not hold yourself as such a precious little prize."

"Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly."

"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."

"Caged behind my silk, settled inside my cloud of organza and georgetta, the idea that I can't share my problems wi]]> Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:00:00 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=27960 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=27960 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a st]]> Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:02:25 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=27535 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=27535 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo) Around By Small Man Who Finds It Easier
To Live In The World They`ve Been Given
Than To Explore The Power They Have
To Change It!!!

Impossibe Is Not A Fact,
Its An Opinion!

Impossible Is Not A Decleration,
Its A Dare!

Impossible Is Potential...

Impossible Is Temporary...


Impossible Is Nothing!]]> Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:38:48 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=26970 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=26970 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)

Filma tika uzņemta pēc Chucka Palahniuka grāmatas ar tādu pašu nosaukumu. Šis rakstnieks ir viens no mūsdienu Amerikas daiļrades ģēnijiem, kas raksta transgresionālo fikciju, kurā galvenajiem varoņiem ir agresīva tieksme uz pašiznīcību.


Tuvāk pie lietas - 26. septembrī būs pirmizrāde nākamajam Chucka Paluhniuka lolojumam "Choke"





Pietiks vāvuļos, so i present to you, filmas "choke" treileri

  ]]> Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:32:27 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=24115 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=24115 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo) strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face
is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs
and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without
error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great
devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best,
knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the
worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his
place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither
victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt


If your life sucks, it is because you suck.

If you do what you always do, you get what you always get.
If you want something different, do something different.
- both by Larry Winget


This kid is gonna be somebody better than anybody ever knew. And you gr]]> Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:37:33 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=13170 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=13170 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)
2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are ]]> Mon, 06 Aug 2007 22:52:04 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=12274 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=12274 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)
'Its only when we lose everything that we are free to do whatever we want''

''The things we end up owning end up owning us''

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

"Hitting rock bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!"

"I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of... wherever. "

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis."

"An entire gen]]> Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:59:33 +0300 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=11860 http://irc.lv/blogs?id=11860 irc@irc.lv (Lyteo)
~Marianne Williamson. Found in "A Return To Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles" Harper Collins, Chapter 7, Section 3, 1992.]]> Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:30:47 +0300