Знаете Алису ?

Human: em , i want sex !
ALICE: Um. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: you wanna fuck whit me ?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: ti hujnju nesjosh vkursah ?
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: idi v stranu chudes dura ;[
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?

Да ну, мне нравится моя реальная Алиса )

konechno. Ja i estj Alisa.:P