Почему чаще всего друзья признаются в любви,а не любиымй человек?

Хех, ты уже покорена. Если по ангийски понимаешь то есть хороший ответ
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance --
particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated
flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed
undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but
to
no avail.  What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved
Me.html" and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.  
If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.  But
remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer
6.1   Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.  
Whatever
you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all
your system
resources).  Also, do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0
program.  These are unsupported applications and will
crash Husband
1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You
might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.  We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

u kogo kak..

просто это тебе только кажется, что это требует слов... а друзья... так... воздух сотрясают... им-то как раз все равно... или не ? :>

u menja toze takoe bilo.eto ne zna4et 4to on tebja ne ljubit,prosto mozet iz za kakix to obstajateljstv stal bojatsja tebe eto govoritj.neprijatnaja situacija,neznaew 4to dumatj.

А хрен их знает!

ja dumaju eto normaljno,namnogo lu46e 4em on eto budet govoritj postajanno kak zapisj na pljenke,nadojest...........a tak takoje naslozdenije usli6atj eti zavetnije slova raz v polgoda zato kak!