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    double2 4 (2112)411 14 лет  

    Do you speak english ?
    - Yes!
    - Name?
    - Abdul al-Rhazib.
    - Sex?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no...I mean male or female?
    - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
    - Holy cow!
    - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    - But isn't that hostile?
    - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
    - Oh dear!
    - No, no! Deer run too fast...

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    FunTime 6 (13045)32863 14 лет  

    Gingerbread hanged.

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    Romes_ 6 (6133)2211 14 лет  

    mi che tut klouni tebe?

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    ^kristja 6 (17931)42687 14 лет  

    shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, friday, I-wish-I-was-never-born-day!

    All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. /H.Simpson/

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    temperament 3 (597)16 14 лет  

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
    poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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    TorukMakto 4 (1207)211 14 лет  

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yoda!
    Yoda who?
    Yoda leh ee-hoooo!

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    genacvali77 4 (2442)3868 14 лет  

    don`t do ebalom klac,klac in the big family

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    RotarAlex 2 (348)138 14 лет  

    Hijack!

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    StacyLv 6 (17470)43094 14 лет  

    fcuk you

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