Napisal eshe nemnoga stihov dla svaevo sbornicka.Kak vam?

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moj boss potreblaja smetanu , serjozno podmetil 4to derzhit tefteli prjam pod divanom.
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Smelij indeec Rodrigo s razbegu pokazal vozhdju figu.
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kogda netu vixoda iz situacii, ja voplo6aju preludno plan musturbacii.
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potreblaja pered bomzhami spagetti, ja rasskazivaju kak gibnut ot goloda v dni eti
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na shou zvjozdi na ljdu , ja kinul na ljod naduvnuju p*zdu.
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idjot pohoronnaja processija , eto stepan sgorel ne poveriv v temperaturu celsija
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miru mir vojna vojne,skazal filosof svesiv jajca v okne
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na sjomkax filma pro vojnu,ja begal v stringax po brevnu
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travja naskeomih otravoj , ja predstavljal sebja komandujushim voennoj zastavoj
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ne dozhdavshisj svoih spagetti, ja pobezhal rezatj veni v karete
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vsjo zame4atelnoe 6to slu4ilos so mnoj,eto menja izbil odnonogij kovboj
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v nashem mire pravit zlo, vot i vse zakoni - filosovstvoval moj ded kleem natiraja makaroni
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v mire o4enj tjazhko bez svazi i deneg,skazal mne otec doedaja moj venik
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Smelij indeec Rodrigo s razbegu pokazal vozhdju figu.