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1. I asked: "What's the most romantic thing he's ever done?"

Her: "Well, there have been many things..."
Him: "What about that time in Geneva?"
Her: "When you were in Baghdad?"
Him: "No, the other time."

Then I asked, "When were you in Baghdad?"
And he said, "Which time?"

2. "We met in August, started dating in September, got engaged in October, and married in November. That was 43 years ago."



3. "There are six people in every relationship: you, the person you think you are, and the person your partner thinks you are. Then there's your partner, the person they think they are, and the person you think they are."



4. "Just trying to stay inspired in a tumultuous world."



5. The Readertons



6. "I'm going home to see my mother."
"Oh, is it her birthday?"
"Nope. I just love my mother, and she loves flowers."



7. "I'm 92 years old."
"What's your secret?"
"Lots of sex."



8. "I wonder why bad things happen to me. Probably because I'm a bad person."



9. "We've been friends since we were 13."
"What's the most fun you've ever had together?"
"Oh, we don't know..."
"Well, what's the hardest you've ever laughed together?"
"Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you're asking us, pull them out when you're 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!"



10. "They're the coordinates of the cabin in Arizona where I almost died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Just a reminder."



11. "I ain't never made a doll before, and it came out perfect!"



12. "If you let your gum air out for a few seconds, it's more of a challenge when you put it back in."



13. "My last wife was 47 years older than me."
"47 years???"
"Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: 'If she ever loves me like that, I'll be OK.' We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I'd make a movie about it."



14. "I've never used a cellphone or computer."



15. "He's twenty years old. I try to take him outside whenever I can so that he can have some new experiences before, you know..."



Порадовал коммент, Heather Farmer: I like to assume that the cat said this.

16. "I'll give you advice but you can't take my picture."
"OK."
"Make friends with the bear, but hang onto your gun."



17. "I had too many women back in '81. I kept getting jammed up."



18. "I used to make clothes for dead people."



19. "There are so many bodies that I want to paint."



20. "I never married."
"Why not?"
"Because you didn't come along until today."



21. "Twelve years, twenty one prisons. But I ain't going back."



22. "It's not a costume. It's a lifestyle."



23. "Where'd you grow up?"
"We're growing up right now."



24. Flame's Still Burnin'



25. "If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?"
"Be in love."
"How many times have you been in love?"
"Once."



26. "Are you dating or just friends?"
"That's a good question, actually."



27. "Put me on the internet! Even on The Google!"



28. "I'm trying to get back into porn."



29. "I'm from Russia."
"What do you do in Russia?"
"Well I live in China now. I have my own export business."
"How old are you?"
"26."



30. After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: "Isn't love great?"
"Yes it is," I replied. Then she leaned in and said:
"But sex is better."



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