this just a story of when I was just a shorty, and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum.

Valium was in everything food that I ate, the water that I drank fuckin peas in my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it to sea-son my steak. So every day I'd have at least three stomach aches, now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-chiever? my teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin either, what the fuck you sticking gum up under the fuckin seat for Mrs. mathers, your son has been huffin ether, either that or the motherfucker's been bumpin reefer, but all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either,it was neither I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought B in a D-cup?, bitch you ain't my D-bomb sleepin.
What the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for slut? you need to leave me the fuck alone! I ain't playin!
Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra ;]