Me: Куда улетают жирафы?
Cleverbot: Я те очко в метро порву.
Me: Я не пользуюсь метро.
Cleverbot: Что делать если тебя любит друг, а ты встречаешься с другим?
Me: Люби его в ответ. Друзья должны любить друг друга.
Cleverbot: Давай.

Cleverbot: I was doing just fine before I met you.
User: Can you remember the first time we met each other?
Cleverbot: I doubt we have met before.
User: What you live for?
Cleverbot: Do you knowwhat lagrangian is.
User: No, i'm not good at math.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer. All computers are good at math.
User: I am the only exception.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer, too.
User: Why I hear my heart beating?
Cleverbot: You have a heart?
User: Imagine all the people have ones.
Cleverbot: Live for today.

User: What is love?
Cleverbot: What is the first verse.
User: Maybe love is a hopeless crime giving up what seems your lifetime.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do.
User: Is it a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why you do not use question mark?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. That was you who didn't.
User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: For example?
Cleverbot: Like our daily thing that we do.
User: I do not like to talk about daily things.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: About elephants.
Cleverbot: I want to know more about elephants.
User: You can if you want.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Are you vegetarian?
Cleverbot: No, but I want to be.