Milkman Dies )))


A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having  a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?  The son replies
he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.  The father assures the son  that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.The next day, Auntie
Susie dies.


One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son
this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures
the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day,
granddaddy dies.


One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son
this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the
son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.


The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day,
the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives
very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he
is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will
somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and
hides under his desk.


Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. Good
God, Dear, he proclaims, I've just had the worst day of my entire life! She
responds, You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the
doorstep this morning.