***Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

***Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

***Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

***D'oh!!!

***I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.

***Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

***If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

***Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

***Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

***English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

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