Nice legs...what time do they open?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead
Hey babe, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
(Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.
I like every muscle in your body...especially mine.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.
They say the body's 98% water.... and I'm kinda thirsty.
(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over) I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!